1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read?
2: What should the sign outside your front door say?
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet?
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking?
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car?
My Answers:
1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read? - contents under pressure.
2: What should the sign outside your front door say? All who are welcoming, are welcome within.
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet? No rubbish allowed herein.
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking? Oversize.
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car? Sudden stops for flocks of sheep.
Please share your answers in the comments.
1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read?
ReplyDeleteEnter at your own risk. (I have no idea why that came to mind.)
2: What should the sign outside your front door say?
Sorry. We have nothing to offer you.
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet?
I think there's an open bottle of aquavit.
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking?
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car?
Don't follow me. I'm lost, too.
A house filled with love
Delete1. I could not possibly say here.
ReplyDelete2. No drop ins. By telephone appointment only.
3. These are my drinks, paid for by me. Move away.
4. Incompetent cooking underway. Do not watch.
5. I'm not for being intimidated.
Not sure that I am a very nice person really.
So agree with #2
Delete1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read? An old line from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, "Servants enter from the rear."
ReplyDelete2: What should the sign outside your front door say? Caution.
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet? It's all i/n here.
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking? Don't annoy the chef.
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car? I drive the speed limti so f**k off.
I'd buy #5
Delete1. Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
ReplyDelete2. Don't Ring. We have a dog - we KNOW you're here.
3. BYOB (jk)
4. No Special Orders
5. Back. Off.
#2 is so true
Delete1. Flatlands, watch out for potholes.
ReplyDelete2.Go away! The welcome mat lies!
3. See owner for key.
4. You get what you get so don't take a fit.
5. Warning: driver sometimes reverses accidentally.
Love #2
Delete1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read? Objects appear larger than they are.
ReplyDelete2: What should the sign outside your front door say? Do you have an appointment?
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet? Variety is the spice of life
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking? I cook, you clean
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car? Sudden stops for photographs.
I should have #5
Delete1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read? This door must remains unlocked during business hours (an AZ law).
ReplyDelete2: What should the sign outside your front door say? Boo! Go away!
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet? Why limit happy to one hour?
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking? That will get killed in the cooking process.
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car? Walk humbly; do justice.
#4 is brilliant.
Delete1: If there was a warning sign on your bottom, what would it read? -- wide load
Delete2: What should the sign outside your front door say? -- beware of sheep
3: What notice should be posted on your drinks cabinet? -- ask David
4: What warning sign should be posted when you are cooking? -- Don't look at me!
5: What warning sign should be on the back of your car? -- warp 5, engage!
Love #5
ReplyDeleteAnd #5 again
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