It took me a long time to figure out why my mother would say "Oh George!", when my father would say, "Never run after a streetcar or a woman, there will be another one along in a minute." They have been married 67 or 68 years.
"Wish in one hand and shit in the other one, and see which one gets full first." Glad I never took that bit of advice.
Home is where I hang my hat, and I don't wear a hat anymore. Gee I have never worn a hat.
When traveling, pack half as many clothes and twice as much money. I pack less and less the more I travel.
The hardest part of the gas tank to fill, is the very bottom. I have never run out of gas, he made it clear he would not rescue me if I did.