Could be a poor choice of sexual partners. My grandmother once said, "it is not the sleeping with that we are concerned about, it is what happens before or after that can get you in trouble." Could be someone whose dog is needy. Could be a very cold night.
Who should you send this hat to?
my BIL. 4 of my co-workers. a neighbor. they all have furkids.
ReplyDeleteNOW WHERE IS THE HAT FOR CATS?
Myself. Does it come in purple? MAGA hats have all but ruined the color red for me in caps. It's still my favorite color, just not in caps, or ties. Orange is dead to me!
ReplyDeleteI think they had it in Pink,
ReplyDeleteNah, pink is a little too red adjacent!
DeleteThis reminds me of the 70s band Three Dog Night.
ReplyDeleteNot to change the subject, but TDN's lead singer, Chuck Negron, had so much cocaine-fueled groupie sex, that his penis literally exploded! That could ruin your day, eh?
:-)
-Andy
I suppose that an exploding penis could ruin your day, being male and all. No personal experience with any of that, but this story certainly made my morning!
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DeleteLook person who does.
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