1: What made her fall?
2: Is she drunk, dead, or just tired?
3: Are her legs cold?
4: How long will she lay there before someone helps her?
5: Who do you report this to?
My answers:
1: What made her fall? I think she fell off her shoes.
2: Is she drunk, dead, or just tired? While she was here, a nap sounded like a good idea.
3: Are her legs cold? Not under those lights.
4: How long will she lay there before someone helps her? Until someone really cares.
5: Who do you report this to? It would be a very strange 911 call.
Your answers (and be silly and creative please) in the comments.
Be silly AND creative? PRESSURE!!! I choose just silly, because I'm a rebel and I'll never, ever be any good.
ReplyDelete1. Either someone pulled the stick out of her ass, or she's worshipping at the feet of her fashion idols. Could be both.
2. Not drunk or dead. He is tired of people mistaking him for a female, though.
3. His legs are not cold, but his head is. The bitch on the right is using his hat as an arm warmer.
4. He will stay there until his missing ass stick is found.
5. I would report this to Mistress Maddie. She knows how to deal with this kind of foolishness! It's her job, man!
Okay, all of the chlorine is out of my system so I can relax.
oh sweet mother of pearl, just go find maddie; SHE knows what to do with these divas!
ReplyDelete1: What made her fall? Eating disorder and the coat was too heavy. OR.... I've heard they all have sticks up their asses. Maybe hers broke.
ReplyDelete2: Is she drunk, dead, or just tired? Anyone is possible. (She DOES have a drinking/drugs problem.)
3: Are her legs cold? The ice queen.
4: How long will she lay there before someone helps her? Quite some time. Those other two don't seem to give a crap.
5: Who do you report this to? Perhaps the nearest Doll Hospital.
1: What made her fall? Heat exhaustion sillies. Who in their right mind with exception to Liberace, would wear fur in this heat?
ReplyDelete2: Is she drunk, dead, or just tired? I don't know, but with such a visible job, she really shouldn't be lying down on the job.
3: Are her legs cold? Hell if I know, but at least they are together.
4: How long will she lay there before someone helps her? Mostly likely till a visual aide comes along, or Donald Trump, thinking it's a helpless powerless female. They should have a lot in common. Both have nothing upstairs, and only have a very small mound of plastic to show where there genitals are.
Who do you report this to? The Mannequin Gestapo, of course. The fines are steep girl.
1: gravity
ReplyDelete2: she looks dead a doornail to me
3: of course not she is dead
4: until next season's Pradas arrive
5: Mr. Macy