Sunday, September 11, 2022

The Sunday Five: Gnomes


  1. Do you have a gnome? 
  2. Do you find gmones friendly or freaky? 
  3. Should we encourage gnomes?
  4. What would you name the one above? 
  5. What would you do if he showed up outside your door? 
My answers: 

  1. Do you have a gnome?  One, he jumped in my cart at Target and demanded to be taken home. 
  2. Do you find gmones friendly or freaky? Friendly in a demanding way. 
  3. Should we encourage gnomes? I don't think we have a choice, I don't want to see one that is angry.
  4. What would you name the one above? Shamrock 
  5. What would you do if he showed up outside your door? Water his hat.
Please share your answers in the comments.

23 comments:

  1. 1. No gnome.
    2. Extremely freaky! Same with trolls.
    3. Encourage them to do what, exactly? Nope.
    4. I'll name my car, but never name a gnome!
    5. Break him into small pieces and hand him over for kids to use as sidewalk chalk. I really, really don't like gnomes.

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    1. Now now... don't be afraid to tell us how you really feel. 😆

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    2. When they show up, they show up

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  2. 1. Gnope.
    2. Gneither.
    3. Encourage them to do... what?
    4. They have names?
    5. Send it back to you. ;)

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  3. Anonymous9/11/2022

    1. One gnome who sits on a shelf. Not my thing but he was a gift.
    2. I'm indifferent to them. They usually seem happy.
    3. More racial fiction? No.
    4. Hidey.
    5. Ascertain his owners wealth and ask him if he wants to be gnome napped.

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  4. Do you have a gnome? Gno, I don’t.
    Do you find gnones friendly or freaky? Usually, I can’t stand them, but I love the one you have pictured.
    Should we encourage gnomes? To do what?
    What would you name the one above? Basil.
    What would you do if he showed up outside your door? I’d put him on the terrace.

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  5. 1. We do not.
    2. I'm not a fan.
    3. We should not.
    4. Regift it.
    5. I'd go to a site on FB on "Buy Nothing" and give it away.

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  6. Do you have a gnome? We do not.
    Do you find gnomes friendly or freaky? I think they can be both, and often at the same time.
    Should we encourage gnomes? To do what exactly? Now I worry ....
    What would you name the one above? Mossy McSchnoz
    What would you do if he showed up outside your door? Well, if he just showed up, I think there's a spot in the trees where he'd be happy.

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    1. A place in the trees would be wonderful

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  7. 4. Leopold; he looks like a Leopold.

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  8. 1. Do you have a gnome? No, no gnomes here.
    2. Do you find gmones friendly or freaky? Friendly
    3. Should we encourage gnomes? Respect seems a better idea
    4. What would you name the one above? Moses (I have no idea why)
    5. What would you do if he showed up outside your door? Create a cozy little spot for him at the front door.

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    1. He would be very happy at your door.

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  9. I’m not a lover
    But I did like the one in Amilee

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    1. I wonder what the dogs would think if he popped up in the corner of your garden.

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  10. Do you have a gnome? there is a large one in the backyard I believe he's over 20 years old there. He needs a paint job.
    Do you find gmones friendly or freaky? The one in the yard is a nice fellow, well over four inches.
    Should we encourage gnomes? They stop at nothing.
    What would you name the one above? His name is James Evelyn Hoffman. I don't recall why.
    What would you do if he showed up outside your door? He does regularly.

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    1. Glad to hear he gets away for the winters

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