Sunday, March 20, 2022

The Sunday Five: Warning Signs

I don't know why, but I have started photographing signs, stickers, notices. I kind of enjoy it. It would be helpful sometimes if people came with warning stickers, hence this weeks Sunday five:

What would your warning sticker say about these:

1: Caution if you ask about ____ be prepared for a long answer. 

2: Caution, this person has an inappropriate sense of humor when it comes to ______. 

3: I won't understand references to _______. 

4: Please don't ask me for advice on ______.

5: A mention of ____ will invoke anger. 

My answers: 

1: Caution if you ask about _Cameras_ be prepared for a long answer. 

2: Caution, this person has an inappropriate sense of humor when it comes to _sex_____. 

3: I won't understand references to _novels___. 

4: Please don't ask me for advice on _the law_____.

5: A mention of _he-who-must-not-be-named___ will invoke anger.  

Please share your answers in the comments.  



20 comments:

  1. I only have time for one answer today:
    1: Caution if you ask about American politics, gay rights in the USA and other parts of the world, the entire Dumpster-fire family and their cohorts cronies and henchmen and women, why I love Spain, my husband SG, blogging, friendships in general, some of my very special friends, diet and nutrition, exercise, clinical depression, judgment, self-righteousness, politicians, liars, recd tape, CHOCOLATE, Spanish cuisine, Nathan’s hot dogs at the original Nathan’s in Coney Island, love, relationships, kindness, sincerity, insincere people, false friends, selfishness, cruelty, good coffee (and bad coffee), ice cream, shopkeepers, restaurants, job satisfaction, families, family drama, narrow-mindedness, TV jingles, old sitcoms, British TV, fashion, expats, tourists, respect, and dessert, be prepared for a long answer.

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    1. Thanks for the warning... 😏

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    2. Looking forward to the long answers

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  2. Anonymous3/20/2022

    1. If you ask me about ... ask me about anything, don't expect a long answer.
    2. Yes, inappropriate about sex. I push to the limits before my partner kicks my leg under a table.
    3. I won't understand references to religion, especially if it will save me from my evil ways.
    4. I don't offer advice, only an opinion, and I have a lot of those.
    5. I am not a hater in general, but beyond the current Russian Tsar, a briefly in office former Prime Minister of ours, the ultra conservative and religious Tony Abbott. I expect he wished he was more like Trumpet when he was in office.


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    1. Religion references are largely lost on me

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  3. 1. Music? Probably. Depending on the music.
    2. I'm inappropriate about most things.
    3. Game of Thrones. ....and I have no desire to.
    4. It'd probably be safest to say 'anything'.
    5. BLOTUS. It's a bottomless pit of anger, frustration and hate.

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  4. 1: Caution if you ask about OUR PETS be prepared for a long answer.

    2: Caution, this person has an inappropriate sense of humor when it comes to JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.

    3: I won't understand references to STREAMING SERVICES.

    4: Please don't ask me for advice on ANYTHING UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY WANT IT.

    5: A mention of THING 45, FLORIDA, TEXAS, TENNESSEE, GEORGIS, IDAHO ETC. will invoke anger.

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    1. And it is Sunday, your political cartoon day

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  5. 1: Caution if you ask about London be prepared for a long answer.

    2: Caution, this person has an inappropriate sense of humor when it comes to sex.

    3: I won't understand references to rap music.

    4: Please don't ask me for advice on gardening.

    5: A mention of the 45th President will invoke anger.

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    1. So far, there is only one rap song that I like, really like,

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  6. 1: Caution if you ask about ANYTHING be prepared for a long answer.

    2: Caution, this person has an inappropriate sense of humor when it comes to EVERYTHING.

    3: I won't understand references to REALITY.

    4: Please don't ask me for advice on QUANTUM MECHANICS.

    5: A mention of AMERICAN POLITICS will invoke anger.

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    1. I would add, capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation on almost anything.

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  7. 1. Steve 'n Bucky
    2. Sex
    3. Soccer
    4. Children
    5. right-wing fascist bullshit

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  8. Jolly good fun!

    1: podcast recommendations

    2: word play

    3: television

    4: cigars

    5: The dangerous clown 45

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    1. Well warned, not we just need to find a way to spend a day talking

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  9. Anything and Everything...I'm painfully long-winded if not reined in. Ashamedly so.

    Everything - humor is my coping mechanism and I can never resist a good Innuendo, zinger, or witty remark, no matter how bawdy.

    Sports, Aato-mechanics, celebrity gossip.

    Anything - it never ends well for me.

    45 is obvious - but also any bigoted or discriminatory attitude or opinion in general. I have zero tolerance for such bullsh*t.

    Sassybear
    www.idleeyesandadormy.com

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