Thursday, December 13, 2018


I have a conference coming up next spring in Ft. Worth, Texas.  Should I buy the hat and boots?  I own a couple of pairs of boots, but I have never owned a pair of cowboy boots.  I have had a few hats - but not a good western hat.  Should I or shouldn't I. 

The picture above was in my mother's collection, apparently someone in the family history had a sense of style. 

Did that gene skip a few generations?

A rude joke: 
What do cowboy hats and hemorrhoids have in common?  
Answer - sooner or later every asshole has one.  


  1. I say go for it!!!

    I heard a similar joke about opinions and asshole....and everybody has one. Lol,lol,lol

  2. Yes. Get the boots. But I recommend rovers. None of those high heels! Mistress Maddie would probably disagree.

    1. That was supposed to be "ropers" not "rovers"! I have no idea what rovers are.

  3. get neither; you would look out of place. I associate hats & boots with ted cruz, and we ALL KNOW what an asshole he is!

  4. no boots or hats please

  5. Ignore these boring people, get yourself the boots, hat and most importantly... leather assless chaps!