Thursday, December 16, 2021

Thursday Ramble- Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Sorry I am a little late writing this year, I am only asking for miracles - hopefully those are not bogged down in the global supply chain. I know how you hate to be late. 

I have been a good boy, as always. 

Thank you for last year's election, it was a little late in final delivery, but much appreciated.  Those who are unhappy with it should get coal this year.  

Would you please make intentional stupidity, painful?  Kind of like stubbing your toe on an elf painful.  Or maybe make it feel like you just stepped in fresh reindeer poo with your freshly polished boots? Those who are destined for coal need this one too. 

Would you please deliver a giant dose of empathy and responsibility around the world?  Even those above who are destined for coal, need this one too.  

There is little that I want or need. I need a giant dose of generosity, a booster dose of kindness, and regular reminders to be thankful and remain humble.  I have so much, probably more than I need. 

Please take care of yourself.  The world needs you.  And you need to take care of you, or you won't be able to help others.  Find someplace comfortable and take a nice vacation after the holiday season, Key West is nice at this time of the year, especially if they are hosting Bear Fest.  

Until next year, 

Thanks again for all you do, 



  1. I second that letter sweet cheeks.

  2. Anonymous12/16/2021

    I love the idea of a gift of coal to the stupid and those who don't believe in a democratic result.
    I've heard about Key West. Is there a twink festival too? Just as a photographer recording current life mind.

    1. I haven't been to Key West in years, there is always South Beach in Miami

  3. I’ll just copy your letter and sign my initials. Perfect. I hope you get everything on your list.

  4. What a great letter! Full of the true meaning of Christmas!

  5. That's a perfect letter! I especially like the intentional stupidity part. It would be nice if that particular ailment came with a little pain.