Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Leather Ball Bags

If you use a black powder rifle that fires round lead balls, you need a leather ball bag, to keep your balls in.  There are so many bad jokes that can be made about this, I am going to leave that up to you all, and your creative minds.  

Back in the 1980's there was a western themed bar and entertainment complex downtown Orlando call Rosie O'Grady's. In the gift shop they sold leather bags made from bulls scrotums. I regret not buying one of those.  

What is your best leather ball bag quip?   

17 comments:

  1. No one ever told me I had to keep my balls in a leather bag???? This is new to me.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Replies
    1. I'm back again. I had to get out my opera glasses. I thought to myself $18 is expensive for a ball gag, but then I saw it said bag!

      Delete
    2. You shop for ball gags at a different market.

      Delete
  3. (late night tv commercial said in a smarmy announcer voice)

    ron popeil's ball bag keeps your balls nice and clean between use. only 3 easy payments of 6 dollars! and, if you order in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you a pocket fisherman AND a ahowtime rotisserie & bbq ABSOLUTELY FREE! so don't forget, call before midnight tonight 1-800-ima-fool! that's 1-800-ima-fool! that's 1-800-ima-fool! you're gonna love it!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You could write for them,

      Delete
    2. What a rip off, Carebear! I only had to pay $5.99 with my order of Oxyclean! Free shipping and handling too!

      Delete
  4. I am slightly excited with this chat about balls.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I try to help keep it fun some days

      Delete
  5. Leather ball gags? Yep, that was my first reading. As if leather ball BAGS weren’t interesting enough. But aren’t all ball bags leather... in their own way?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This was the Colonial Market, not the leather market - that is an entirely different show.

      Delete
  6. Well, BH has a black rifle that shoots salty tapioca, but he still has a ball bag that gets leathier by the year. You have to oil those things up regularly or they dry out and shrivel.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Regular oiling really helps!

      Delete
    2. Whatever trips your trigger :)

      Delete
  7. Dear me I have never seen one of these things before. What a concept.

    ReplyDelete