Friday, August 23, 2019

Funny Shirts!

I enjoy funny T-shirts.  A few that I wear:

  • Bears Like People, they taste just like chicken
  • I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
  • 44>45
  • To Avoid A Bear Attack, always be able to outrun at least one other person in your group. 
  • Stupidity Kills, but not often enough
One I wish I had:
  • Vegetarian: Old Eskimo word for bad hunter 
I didn't buy the one above, or below, but I thought about it.

What does your favorite T-Shirt say? 


11 comments:

  1. "of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time!"

    you should have bought the bear shirts...I love human bears!

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  2. My all time favorite one was "Inside this body is a thin woman dying to get out. I ate her."
    Then there's "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
    Ooh, ooh, I have a bear one too. Just got it from our last camping trip. "People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."
    And a gift one "Grandma's my name, spoiling's my game."

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    1. I love the exercise one. I have been known to say, "inside every thin persons, is a fat person saying "feed me, just feed me!"

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  3. When i was young i had one that said,
    "Wombat: eats, roots, shoots and leaves." Under a large picture of a wombat, of course.
    Now you need to bear in mind a bit of Aussie slang here - the word "root" is a rather, er, robust word whose meaning falls somewhere between screw and fuck. And because I was shy in those days, I only ever wore it under a jumper.okay sweater.

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    1. Hopefully you never dated a wombat.

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  4. I just received a beautiful t-shirt of a cat reading tarot cards. Well, I like it.

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  5. Bears Like People, they taste just like chicken
    I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
    44>45
    To Avoid A Bear Attack, always be able to outrun at least one other person in your group.
    Stupidity Kills, but not often enough
    One I wish I had:
    Vegetarian: Old Eskimo word for bad hunter

    I love them all, 44>45 is subtle and clever.

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  6. I love clever T-shirts. No longer wear them, though. I don't know why. Except for one I was given in 1984 (after a Christmas spent in Pierre, South Dakota). It reads; Pierre, South Dakota is not the end of the world, but you can see it from there."

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  7. I am all for funny shirts especially if they are colorful.

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