Thursday, July 10, 2008

I have more of these

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed
one evening, when the wife felt the husband begin to fondle her
in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled
as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down
past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he mumbled.