1: Who blocked the doors?
2: Why did they block the doors?
3: Is this for your safety or the safety of those inside?
4: What will happen to the building?
5: When will the doors reopen?
My answers:
1: Who blocked the doors? The office manager at Dewey, Cheatem and Howe blocked the doors,
2: Why did they block the doors? the party was getting out of hand, and word had gotten out on the streets that they were celebrating a major victory that would impose a 50% wealth tax on the 1%, and the place was being mobbed,
3: Is this for your safety or the safety of those inside? she had to block the doors, the place was dangerously overcrowded, and more people wanted to join the party, endangering those in the space and those who wanted to crowd in,
4: What will happen to the building? in a day or two the plasters, painters and flooring people will come in and redo the interior, new furniture will be ordered, there is already talk of turning the place into a grotto, a pilgrimage site for the average person,
5: When will the doors reopen? work will recommence in a few days, when the party dies down, and everyone recognises that there is still work to be done. Much work, many more changes that must be made.
Please share your answer or answers in the comments, it can be five answers, or a single narrative, be creative, and have fun.
Oh, the real answer is this office building is being converted to apartments, with million dollar views of the Potomac River.

Who blocked the doors? The Talent Management.
ReplyDeleteWhy did they block the doors? To keep the Kardashians from getting in.
Is this for your safety or the safety of those inside? For everyone! We are all burned out... they just don't disappear.
What will happen to the building? If they get in, hopefully it implodes. Have you seen the size of their fat asses?
When will the doors reopen? When the Kardashians relent and say they are going into exile. So, they most likely will never reopen the doors.
1. Tradespeople.
ReplyDelete2. They are going to treat the efflorescence between the raised garden beds.
3. The tradies feel it is a risk to have the public walking through while they are working.
4. It is old and tired and overdue a renovation.
5. Once the building manager has signed off on the work being completed in a satisfactory manner.