We went to visit family today. They kept stepping on DG's feet, nipping at his finger and trying to catch the wrist strap on the camera in their beaks. The problem is that the floor was covered with the exhaust from lunch and they tracked penguin poo onto the tops of DG's shoes. Any ideas on how to clean penguin poo off leather shoes? My family, what can I say?
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Just burn them and write it off to insurance as "spontaneous combustion".
ReplyDeleteThis is a little ironic. Just yesterday afternoon I thought of you and this topic.
ReplyDeleteYou see, I was at World Market looking for those elusive Thanksgiving napkins (because I didn't want to go to a 'mart' store, I was determined to find them elsewhere...) and saw a penguin... that poops! And you eat it!
Luckily this little penguin seems to produce candy from his behind. I started to grab my camera, but my leather gloves were on my hands, my camera was in my backpack and my backpack on my back.
I just smiled, thought of you and left the store to continue my quest for napkins and plates.
But... still ironic to wake to this post! Ha.
Now it all makes sense! My relatives evolved from penguins :)
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