Sunday, November 02, 2008

Vote For Me

I can't wait for the moving vans to bring change to Pennsylvania Avenue. Vote for me and I promise krill and every pot and safety from the leopard seals.


  1. And a cruise to Alaska? I'd like a cruise to Alaska....

  2. I'm feeling exceptionally good today, and I suddenly realized why. This is the LAST day of campaigning, and this endless election process will be over. Vote for the bird and we'll live in bliss... provided, of course, you really, really like seafood.

  3. Can I get a steak every once in awhile?

  4. I want you to know that YOUR question is being answered in tomorrow's "Dear Tranny Head" column. So read and be enlightened!

    PS - I would love to have some krill in my pot.