1: Do you like raw oysters?
2: How about fried oysters?
3: Would you order raw oysters in Kansas City?
4: What should I do with the string of pearls I found in mom and dad's safe?
5: Why don't men wear pearls?
My Answers:
1: Do you like raw oysters? Yes, I think Pacific coast oysters have more flavor and the colder water is safer.
2: How about fried oysters? Yes, if they are freshly shucked before cooking.
3: Would you order raw oysters in Kansas City? No, not unless I was on the same plane directly from San Francisco with the oysters on ice for the trip.
4: What should I do with the string of pearls I found in mom and dad's safe? I loaned them to one of the penguins in my bathroom, he seems bored with them.
5: Why don't men wear pearls? Some do my dears, some do, more should.
Your answers in the comments please,
i don't like oysters, yuck, have no desire to visit kanas city and my mistress does wear a pearl necklace, and he's a man.
ReplyDeleteI have been to Kansas City - someone paid me to go there.
Delete1: no
ReplyDelete2: no
3: no; I'd order a slab o ribs!
4: gift them to your sister? put them on another penguin? put them on a sheep?
5: some men do; I bet mistress maddie has several strands. I have a strand my ex-husband gave me.
I was thinking of a special someone, when I wrote that last line. There is a sheep they would fit?
Delete1. No, blurrrgh!
ReplyDelete2. See #1
3. I wouldn't order raw fish of any kind, anywhere!
4. Ask a jeweler.
5. Conversely, why do women wear them? I don't find them particularly attractive or very interesting. Diamonds either. Colorful junk jewelery, that's how I roll!
No sashimi either?
DeleteI repeat, blurrrgh!
DeleteMy major was biology with a special interest in parasites. I do not eat raw anything.
ReplyDeleteAs for fried oysters, only at Howard Johnsons
We are full of creepy crawlies
Delete1: Do you like raw oysters? Blech! Yuk! Ick! Poo! Um, no I don't actually.
ReplyDelete2: How about fried oysters? Yes.
3: Would you order raw oysters in Kansas City? See my #1.
4: What should I do with the string of pearls I found in mom and dad's safe? When you figure that out, let me know. I have the same thing.
5: Why don't men wear pearls? Because we don't usually own cashmere sweater sets?
Ah, I need more cashmere.
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