Well I didn't expect to see that

Downtown Philly from an inbound Amtrak Train

Wednesday morning I had a meeting near the Capital in Washington DC.  I took the Red line on the subway to Union Station and exited onto the sidewalk on the west side of the station, crossed the street and started up the incline.  A couple of hundred feet ahead of me, there was a man, who appeared to have his pants down around his ankles.  Now my distance vision is not what it was 30 years ago, so I wasn't sure until I got closer, but yes his pants and underwear were down around his ankles and he was leaning back at an angle, almost but not quite squatting, and yes he was defecating and urinating over the curb.  I have to admire his balance, he didn't fall over, he was missing his pants, and drop - drop- squirt - squirt there he was going.  I have never observed this behavior in a human.  The government printing office police (oh yes, the government printing office has a police department - your tax dollars at work - they protect passports between the government printing office a few blocks away and the post office) were coming down the sidewalk in the other direction shouting at him to stop and pull his pants up.  About 150 feet past him I turned to see what was happening, and he had pulled his pants up and was trying to walk away from the police, they were calling for local police back up.  

Life in the big city, but I honestly never thought I would see that. Today's picture is totally unrelated to the story. I didn't dig my phone out and take a picture of his personal moment in a public place.  The train station just across the street has public toilets that are free and open all the time - I didn't stop to ask WHY here?  

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in public this week?