Sunday, April 03, 2016



Dr Spo came up with this list of questions.  I decided to see how Someone and I stacked up.  

1 Leaves the bathroom light on upon exiting.
                Me
2 Leaves the TV going when not in the room. 
                Neither
3 Puts keys down next to the ‘key bowl’, not in it. The other continually corrects this. 
               Neither 
4 Answers the phone (rather than screening calls) yet becomes annoyed it is a telemarketer.
               Me 
5 Laundry is done infrequently, en masse, rather than in continual small loads.
               Someone 
6 Often eats standing up at the counter in order to watch TV rather than sitting at table with the other.
              Someone - but for some other reason, we don't have a TV in the kitchen 
7 Throws out recyclables even though there is a ‘recycle bin’. The other retrieves them and puts them where they ought to go. 
              Me
8 Directly drinks out of the milk carton. Despite twenty years of mutual germs this action makes the other not drink the milk anymore. 
              Neither 
9 Leaves half-consumed beverages all around the house.
              Someone 
10 Saves leftovers ‘to avoid waste’ only to have them thrown out later when they go horrid.
              Me
11 Won’t watch something on TV without doing two or three other things as well, only to ask the other what is going on.
             Me 
12  Plays Enya.
             Me 
13 Uses 2-3x more pots, pans, and kitchen utensils than is necessary when cooking.
             Someone 
14 Clothes are folded first by sorting them into taxonomies rather than as they come out of the hamper. We’ve learned clothes folding is best done solo. 
             Someone
15 Sleeps with the bedroom door open to the certain doom of all.
            Me
16  Doesn’t put spices and herbs back to their original position which is ~ alphabetical order.
           Me

5 comments:

  1. I'mma stealing this for my own blog post. WAIT FOR IT...

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  2. I would contend #13 applies to you not me. Nice pic of me conversing with domesticated waterfowl. He was a quite interesting goose.

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    1. I thought #9 was the closer call. Maybe neither of us do that.

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  3. Someone says since you play Enya he is OK to to do a spouse swap.

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