Sunday, July 10, 2016

Five Weird Things


Anne Marie suggested the five weirdest things as a theme, let me see what five weird questions I can come up with about weirdness. 

1: What is the strangest thing you have ever seen at a funeral? 
2: What is the oddest way someone you know has ever died? 
3: Describe the strangest person you ever met? 
4: The artist Christo, genius or weirdo? 
5: Have you ever experienced a phenomenon, you simply can't explain - aka - maybe seen a ghost or a UFO?  

 1: At the funeral of one of my great-uncles, both of his wives showed up.  He never divorced the first one, she read his obituary in the  paper and showed up.  The two widows spent an hour trading stories about their husband. 
2: One of Jay's great aunts, was run over by a mobile home.  She had bought it as a wedding gift for a grandchild, when it was being delivered it "got away" from the delivery guys and rolled down the hill and over her. 
3: Probably the hoarder with 25 cats, who couldn't understand why the neighbors didn't like her. 
4: Christo is weird. 
5: My last office in Kentucky was creepy late in the day.  
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2 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly7/10/2016

    I don't remember suggesting it, but ok, I'mma go with da flow!

    1: my ex-MIL's father died, and his relatives showed up at the funeral home in cutoffs and tank tops and flip-flops. their excuse was "well, we just came up from florida." this was a november death! didn't they bring proper funeral clothes?

    2: a high school classmate died in a freak plane crash

    3: my ex-MIL; paranoid, controlling, mean drunk of a bitch. she always told me "you're not good enough for my son." no, bitch, YOUR SON ain't good enough for ME, so I divorced him!"

    4: different; not for everyone's taste

    5: don't think so

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  2. Ur-spo7/16/2016

    1: What is the strangest thing you have ever seen at a funeral? I was at the funeral of George Washington. He asked me to make less noise.
    2: What is the oddest way someone you know has ever died? nothing leaps to mind
    3: Describe the strangest person you ever met? after 25 years as a psychiatrist this is too hard to tell which one is the strangest.
    4: The artist Christo, genius or weirdo? both
    5: Have you ever experienced a phenomenon, you simply can't explain - aka - maybe seen a ghost or a UFO? Yes, my life

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