Seeing Red

Myth Busters tested the myth that red excites bulls, what they found is that movement excites bulls, it does not matter the color, the movement is what they react to.  So here I am seeing red.  Nice red pants, he made a fashionable choice.  His sweater was to long, it hangs down below his back pockets, but nice pants, well worn.  Then there is the guy (yes it is a man) in the red coat.  I imagine it looked good in the store, but in that size, over the ample physic, it looked silly.  Really, what was he thinking.  It might work for the doorman at the Dorchester, or if the wearer was 6"3" and weighed 140 pounds.  Maybe Santa is late going home from the holidays, he was headed to the airport.