Part of the work of the arts council is curating exhibits in a glass showcase in the community center. It is a place for 3-D art. We change it out every 6 weeks or so. The current theme is mixed-media and recycled materials. The next show is Dolls as Art. Believe it or not we have a committee to decide on themes and it took 2 or 3 meetings over the course a month to come up with them.
When I first thought about this, I figured the childhood, now atique Barbie dolls and maybe a Ken doll would show up. I doubt there are any GI Joes left among the residents (and Militaria is the theme later in the year.)
Then I thought about Richard. I may be the only person who has held onto a Richard Nixon action figure. A gift from my Sweet Bear. I have had him for years. I pulled him from my cabinet of curiosities, dusted him off, and he was the first item to be loaned for the next showcase. If I took his trousers off, and changed his batteries, he talks. "I Am Not A Crook!" And yes, I have taken his trousers off a couple of times. It is kind of creepy.
I mentioned this entry for the next showcase at last Saturday's show opening, to a round of laughter. A good response, we want them laughing and thinking creatively.
So the answer to my April Fools Day conundrum, is I was never able to wrangle an invitation to the White House for a bill signing. My dearly departed colleague Lori was invited when President Obama signed the Elder Justice Act, she declined saying that she didn't want to be bothered, when asked if anyone from our office could attend, she said she "didn't think anyone would be interested." By the time I expressed my interest, it was too late to add names to the guest list. That is the closest I ever came. I could have strangled Lori, but I didn't.


As Martha Stewart would say "Zero homicides in the office - it's a Good Thing!"
ReplyDeleteWill Jay
No felonies in 15 years, it's a good thing.
DeleteI have never seen a Richard Nixon doll like that. Wow!
ReplyDeleteI would have wanted to strangle Lori, too. What a bizarre reaction to such an incredible invitation.
She was a very linear thinker, very bright - but very self focused.
DeleteGI Joe dolls gave me a terrible itch in my teenage years. The Reagan doll does not.
ReplyDeleteJoe was not anatomically correct, and Ken, we all know why Barbie lived in her dream house without him.
DeleteI guess when you take off Richard Nixon's trousers you see a microscopic penis. Possibly even smaller than Trump's maggot.
ReplyDeleteNon-existent.
DeleteDoes the Tricky Dick doll have a cord that, when you pull it, the doll says, "I am not a crook"?
ReplyDeleteI might have killed Lori ...
You poke him in the chest to get him to talk.
DeleteI had 4 sons - there were lots of GI Joes here. My oldest son still has several. I have a bobble head doll of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I was disappointed that she didn't retire during Obama's era, though.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't thought of bobble heads,
DeleteThat's a fun exhibit. It will spur conversation and some laughs and maybe bring back memories.
ReplyDeleteIt will be installed before we return from the grand adventure.
DeleteOMG, I would have strangled Lori too.What was she thinking?
ReplyDeleteI think you need to enhance the art value of your Richard Nixon action figure by surrounding him with the flames of hell. Crepe paper? Construction paper? Or a painted backdrop to stand behind him? With that one you could paint in a devil poking him with a pitchfork too.
made me laugh.
DeleteHow on earth would anyone think attending an oval office bill signing be of little interest? Yikes!
ReplyDeleteShe was one of a kind.
DeleteYeah, I would have strangled her too! So glad you gave us a glimpse of the Nixon action figure!
ReplyDeleteNot the best photo,
DeleteSound interesting. It been some time since I use a 3 - D printer.
ReplyDeleteSo, does the action figure have a tricky dicky?
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