I would have asked for my money back when they brought me King Crab instead of Dungeness.Dungies rule, Kings drool.
LOL at Squirrel - later, I thought - hmm, they probably wanted seafood, being in the NW and all . . . but too many days at sea as a child and my fondness for salmon (you know the steaks cut with a saw on the driveway) and crab ( pots and pots full) has wained over the years - OOPsSteak anyone? buffalo of course ;)
Considering I just ate half a bag of Chex mix for dinner, following it now with a caffeine free Diet Coke, I pretty much just want to smack you.